21 Apr '17, 1am

なんかチャックノリスのアプリゲームがリリースされたらしいが、このMilitaryTimesの記事が笑いしか起きない。そもそもゲームが始まる前に勝利確定だし主人公も死なない、何故なら「チャッ…

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Sound like a familiar joke? It shouldn’t, because there are no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts. Chuck Norris, born March 10, 1940, has lived an amazing life. In fact, he built the hospital he was born in and then drove his mother home after. Chuck Norris served four years in the U.S. Air Force and to this day is a strong supporter of military members and veterans. Everyone loves Chuck Norris for his military support and his continued dedication to members deployed down range. If you have served any time in the military, you’re probably quite familiar with some of these famous Chuck Norris "facts." FACT: When Chuck Norris does a push-up he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. FACT: While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life. FACT: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his...

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